Lily Hanson is an LA-based writer slinging magic at goodr. Lily is aware that these links haven't been updated in SEVERAL months and she will get to it as soon as she watches every 80s horror movie, listens to every 90s hip-hop album, and reads every fantasy/thriller novel.
This is the story of my gender identity journey and what I've learned over the last three years.
Dear goodr, HOW DARE YOU?! I purchased your “Fade-er-ade'' energy drink, only to find out it wasn’t an energy drink at all. It was an energy BAR, in the shape of sunglasses! Talk about false advertising. But hey, I’m open-minded, so I took a bite. Ouchie-wouchie...
"Hi everyone. My name is Teddy the Turkey, and I'm a tabaholic. "It started off slow. I kept tabs open for Gmail, Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, YouTube, Twitch and Reddit. I thought I could stop at seven. Seven tabs is totally normal. A lot of birds have seven tabs open every day.
Once upon a time, there was a brah who loved surfing. But he grew up in a sh*tty flyover state, so he never got a chance to do it. He watched surfing movies. He played surfing video games. He even bought a surfboard, took it out to the lake, and imagined riding heavy waves...
PICK YOUR FAVORITE SHADE OF BLACK AND WE’LL TELL YOUR FUTURE 1. Charcoal. You’re expecting an important letter. It will arrive tomorrow, bearing good news: You get a full scholarship to Chucklebutt McTatters Clown College. 2. Ebony...