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TWITTER @BBCnews why are the millennials dying en masse? One week since the epidemic began, here's what we know so far #MillennialPocalypse TELEGRAPH ONLINE Few noticed it at...

Visual Verse

Humbug - Visual Verse

She arrives just in time for advent, my Christmas Companion. I place her on the sofa and we count down the days on the calendar. I eat the chocolate, she stares at the pictures...

THE WILD WORD

SOCIAL MEDIA SI

"Social Media Si." That's what they call me. "He's a nice guy," they say, "if a little quiet." I guess they can't hear my blood boil over the kettle. Largely, I'm ignored. Email...

The Forge

Útlongsul - The Forge

Fiction by Daniel Ayres None of it is hers. Not the thundering sea. Not the teasing pale light lingering on the horizon. Not the wind in its infinite onslaught upon this...

THE WILD WORD

KING OF THE MODS

Is this thing bloody working? I can't see fuck all. S'all black. What? Which button? Alright, clicked that. Ah, there you are you ugly little fuckers. My God, what do you call...

transnational queer underground

Pixie ⋆ transnational queer underground

Paul's booze-sodden brain was at the beck and call of an indecisive octopus, pulling on levers protruding from the neurological coral that sent his body conflicting messages....

Leopardskin & Limes

Keyboard Cat - Leopardskin & Limes

by Dan Ayres Image: Ana Thompson The retirement home for viral animals is a bleak place, as you might expect. We're a bunch of washed up critters, faded stars with nowhere to...

Openpen

Handjob

'Give u a handjob'. This was the unassuming, a little confusing, suggestion-cum-question-cum-directive that changed the world, or at least the gay one. It was the only...

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Back in the Saddle

Follow the trials and tribulations of one time character actor Bruce Tanner when he's forced back into sitcom work. (with the whole story happening on Twitter and in the...

GAMES & QUIZZES

Gimmemore

Ashtanga? Vinyasa? Kundalini? What is your yoga style?

Find out the perfect type of yoga for you!

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What is Your Meditation Posture?

Meditation is an ancient practice with its roots in the East, but it is increasingly becoming a global movement. People are waking up to the astonishing benefits of regular...

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Find out what your spiritual mantra is!

We'll reveal the ancient mantra which will enrich your life!

Quiz-facts

Could You Run An Empire?

Can you run a thriving empire? Do you know how to expand your territory and deal effectively with the numerous challenges that empire-running involves? Time to mount your steed...

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Take on the ultimate Studio Ghibli anime quiz!

Are you a Ghibli mega-fan? Find out your score in this 20 question quiz!

Videoquizstar

Can you ace the memory test?

Try out this fairy tale themed memory quiz!

Gimmemore

Detective Quiz: Who Murdered Mindy Rogers?

You'll have to use your powers of deduction to figure out who murdered Mindy. For the first part of the quiz, you will gather clues, then you will answer some questions about...

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Which Ashram Is Your Spiritual Centre?

How far are you along on your spiritual journey? Maybe you're just getting started, or maybe you're well on the way to achieving enlightenment. Either way, finding your...

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Where is the love of your life hiding?

France? Italy? Spain? Find out their whereabouts now!