Violet Verklempt

Writer/Graphic Artist/Goofball

United States

Rebecca, also known as Clementine, or Violet, depending on which personality is present that day, is a force to be reckoned with in the world of freelancing. With her sassy southern charm and a knack for creativity, she has become the go-to person for all things design and graphic artistry..

The story begins with Rebecca receiving a call from a potential client who is desperately in need of a logo that screams "unconventional." Intrigued by the challenge, Rebecca takes on the project with her signature enthusiasm.

As she dives into the task, Rebecca's wild imagination runs wild. She comes up with ideas that are way beyond the ordinary - think unicorns with disco ball manes and rocket-powered tacos. While some might think she's gone off the deep end, Rebecca knows that being unconventional is what will make this logo truly memorable.

With her trusty sidekick, her cat named Mas (who somehow always manages to get tangled in her art supplies), Rebecca works tirelessly day and night to bring her outrageous ideas to life. She uses bright colors, funky fonts, and unexpected shapes to create a logo that is unlike anything anyone has ever seen before.

Along the way, Rebecca encounters some hilarious mishaps. She accidentally spills paint on her laptop while trying to perfect one of her designs. She gets stuck in a never-ending loop of font choices and spends hours debating between "Comic Sans" or "Papyrus" (Spoiler alert: she chooses neither because she hates them both).

Despite these setbacks, Rebecca never loses her spirit. She laughs off each mistake and finds creative solutions to every problem that comes her way. Her determination and unique approach make working with her an absolute joy for clients.

Finally, after days of hard work and countless cups of coffee (with extra whipped cream), Rebecca unveils the finished logo to her client. The reaction is priceless - jaws drop, eyes widen, and there's even a round of applause. The client is overjoyed with Rebecca's unconventional masterpiece.

As the story concludes, Rebecca reflects on her journey. She realizes that being unconventional is not just about creating eye-catching designs; it's about embracing her own quirks and using them to make a lasting impact on others.

And so, Rebecca continues her freelancing adventures, armed with her sarcasm, creativity, and a firm belief that being unconventional is the secret to success in both design and life.

Portfolio
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06/30/2023
Little Dumpster Fires Everywhere

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06/30/2023
I Wish I Had a Title

Well, I reckon it would be best to introduce myself, seeming as you've stumbled upon my madness. I'm not sure which unfortunate life choices led you here, but there's nothing that we can do about it now. I was born on September 20, 1982, to parents that couldn't be happier to have a child.

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Friends Don't Sell Friends Fentanyl

If you've ever been an addict, or was close to someone that was, death was always a big option. Never in a million years would you think that so and so was gonna die. They knew what they were doing, have for years. And in the blink of an eye, they're blue in front of you.

50.17.80.64
06/30/2023
The Tale of Cassius: A Master Manipulator and Con Artist.

Unless you're a saint, or just blissfully ignorant to the way the world works, every person on the face of this planet has that ONE person that is the total bain of their existence. Even if they just slightly irk you, they're there. And you can't deny it.