After Ellen
Veronica Rose
Freelance Writer
United States of America
A music enthusiast, comic nerd, professional festival worker who will talk your head off about stuff and things.
United States of America
A music enthusiast, comic nerd, professional festival worker who will talk your head off about stuff and things.
After Ellen
Overcrowding has turned custodial into an endless task and Lorna has forever glued James Franco to the myth of Sisyphus when she and Suzanne mix background references on self-inflicted sacrifices. Something wild must have sparked Lorna's obsessive notions about marriage and fidelity-I suspect that will be a flashback later.
We open with Luschek and his friend debating the pros and cons of showing up to work under the influence; it's terrible advice for those of you who indulge. Also, Luschek has enough for a motorcycle and a truck, yet both are incapacitated. Wicked priorities he's got there.
Piper's silent cries layered over the seemingly softer snores of her bunkmate lull you into a somber opening; all of which are bashed once Red finds her mirror is missing. She's still got to make breakfast, mirror be damned. Hell will be raised once she figures out who robbed her.
Aleida is finally being released, but it seems that no one on the guard side of things remembered. Watching her walk down the hall with her daughter and Gloria is bittersweet. CO McCollough proves that tact isn't a job requirement with her tale of another former inmates midnight release, but we already knew that looking at her coworkers.
Why is this season so centered on the male CO's flashbacks? Does anyone really care about Gerber Bayley's high school years? Anyway, he and his ragtag groups of friends climbed a water tower to drink cheap beer and smoke oregano. The cops come, and they all realize how much worse climbing down from an extreme height is.
I couldn't even bring myself to fast forward through the opening credits. Sweet Baby Poussey is on a very sketchy bus that is carrying a duck as well as her friends. She's just about to leave for Amsterdam. Her friends are on a mission to convince her to stay in America; they've got one night to prove their case.
There was a time before I began dating my girlfriend that we were just friends. (No, I wasn't in the friend zone, just severely lacking in game.) We spent one Christmas Eve in the famed Stadium Nightclub in Washington, DC to bring in a friend's birthday.
Other Publications
In a world where vampires have transformed into sparkling yet pale drama kings, comes to shake all of that up with a more plausible creation. A former slave turned mercenary, once an astronaut and now a tattoo artist, immortality had certainly given Merce an interesting take on the world.
The first time I kissed another woman, the sun was shining brightly through my windows on what I had been taught was a scandalous act. I expected it to feel different from any other kisses I'd ever shared, but it just felt like every other kiss.
Saint Heron
Last month, as a part of our "Roll Back, Say That" series, we had the pleasure of witnessing magic in Brooklyn. This special edition was moderated by the very influential Judnick Mayard and featured the incomparably talented Dev Hynes. Through this live interview, Dev, also known as Blood Orange, continues to show that he is not...
Last month, as a part of our "Roll Back, Say That" series, we had the pleasure of witnessing magic in Brooklyn. This special edition was moderated by the very influential Judnick Mayard and featured the incomparably talented Dev Hynes. Through this live interview, Dev, also known as Blood Orange, continues to show that he is not...
Last month, as a part of our "Roll Back, Say That" series, we had the pleasure of witnessing magic in Brooklyn. This special edition was moderated by the very influential Judnick Mayard and featured the incomparably talented Dev Hynes. Through this live interview, Dev, also known as Blood Orange, continues to show that he is not...
Last month, as a part of our "Roll Back, Say That" series, we had the pleasure of witnessing magic in Brooklyn. This special edition was moderated by the very influential Judnick Mayard and featured the incomparably talented Dev Hynes. Through this live interview, Dev, also known as Blood Orange, continues to show that he is not...
Last month, as a part of our "Roll Back, Say That" series, we had the pleasure of witnessing magic in Brooklyn. This special edition was moderated by the very influential Judnick Mayard and featured the incomparably talented Dev Hynes. Through this live interview, Dev, also known as Blood Orange, continues to show that he is not...
At first thought an MTV documentary about white people isn't all that appealing to the masses. When the trailer dropped a few weeks ago, it decidedly opened up more people to the idea of such. Following it airing on television, the only thing wrong with it was the scheduled length.
Last month, as a part of our "Roll Back, Say That" series, we had the pleasure of witnessing magic in Brooklyn. This special edition was moderated by the very influential Judnick Mayard and featured the incomparably talented Dev Hynes. Through this live interview, Dev, also known as Blood Orange, continues to show that he is not...