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Teresa Newsome Altomare

Rockstar Social/Viral Content Creator, Writer, Glitter Enthusiast

Location icon United States of America

Teresa Newsome Altomare writes because she can't be a unicorn. She's obsessed with mermaids, glitter, self-esteem, sassy feminists, lesbians, nail art, sweet dance moves, snacks, fanny packs, and Amy Poehler. Most of her best friends are other people's dogs. Currently @topix, @bustle, @thebolde

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Bolde
07/22/2016
6 Ways My Anxiety Has Made Me Better At Relationships

Is anxiety good for anything? I mean, it can ruin your social life, make relationships difficult and cause you to fear-sweat through all your makeup and bad ass outfits, sure. But aside from, you know, causing you a seemingly inhumane amount of discomfort, my anxiety actually makes me way better at relationships.

Topix
29 Hilarious Times People Were Petty AF Online

29 Hilarious Times People Were Petty AF Online | And the winner of the petty award goes to? It's impossible to decide when you have such a vicious, yet delicious collection of people passing out shade.

Topix
Clocked: These 33 Hilarious RuPaul's Drag Race Contestants Were A Hot Mess

Clocked: These 33 Hilarious RuPaul's Drag Race Contestants Were A Hot Mess | Welcome! You're all here because none of you were smart enough to leak an adult tape and land a reality TV show of your own. Just kidding. You're all here because you have Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve, and Talent.

Topix
29 Hilarious Times Feminists Got Snarky

29 Hilarious Times Feminists Got Snarky | Trolls flock to feminists like moths to a flame. There's something about women who speak their minds that the Internet just can't handle. Not all feminists take trolling lying down though. So -- if you're going to come for these fierce creatures, you might want to leave your sensitive feelings at home.

Lessonsfromemotionalkindergarten
15 Small (But Important) Things You Can Do To Make The World Safer For The LGBT+ Community In The...

It's hard to feel so helpless in the wake of such a tragedy. But that's how I feel. Helpless. And if social media is any indicator, that's also exactly what millions of good people around the world are feeling after this horrific act of violence against the LGBT+ community (that occurred on a large scale in Orlando, but that happens on a smaller scale each day).

Topix

Topix
Can You Name The 70s Song From Just Lyrics?

Can You Name The 70s Song From Just Lyrics? | Past Woodstock, deep into Vietnam, the 70's were quite an interesting time. People were grooving to the funk, jamming out to classic rock, and baring their souls with solo ballads. R&B was making a name for itself, too.

Topix
33 LGBT Memes So Hilarious They'll Make You Gay (As In Happy)

33 LGBT Memes So Hilarious They'll Make You Gay (As In Happy) | Gays are funny. There's a special kind of humor that comes with being a societal underdog. And thank Barbara. I, personally, wouldn't want to live in a world without gay wit.

Topix
If You Do These 29 Things, You're Failing At Adulting

If You Do These 29 Things, You're Failing At Adulting | Listen. I know you didn't ask to become an adult. I mean, if we're getting technical, you didn't even ask to be born. Now all of a sudden you're supposed to be adulting and it feels like your parents (and the world) are just trolling you.

Topix
23 Hilarious Reasons That Moms Who Text Are The Best

23 Hilarious Reasons That Moms Who Text Are The Best | Moms plus phones. Sigh. When they're not being annoyingly clueless, they're committing egregious emoji offenses. It's too much. On the plus side, at least you don't have to ask for money in person anymore.

Topix
29 Hipsters Ruining Tattoos. Because Hipsters Ruin Everything.

29 Hipsters Ruining Tattoos. Because Hipsters Ruin Everything. | How can you say you liked tattoos before they were mainstream when you were born in the 1990s? It's just one of many things about hipsters that make zero sense to the rest of us. Let's make fun of bad hispter tatoos together.

Topix
23 Dogs With Human Babies That Will Make Your Ovaries (Or Brovaries) Explode

23 Dogs With Human Babies That Will Make Your Ovaries (Or Brovaries) Explode | Have you ever been deep in those bad day feels when a picture of an impossibly cute puppy or super adorable baby turned your whole mood around? Well, batten down your hatches, because a hurricane of cute is about to wash over you.

Topix
33 Of The Most Hilariously Awkward Books On Amazon

33 Of The Most Hilariously Awkward Books On Amazon | When you think about people writing books, do you picture them as having interesting stories or important knowledge? I do! But this list of awkward, hilarious, ridiculous, scandalous titles blows all that out of the water.

Topix
29 Hilariously Awful Face Tattoos. What Were They Thinking?

29 Hilariously Awful Face Tattoos. What Were They Thinking? | Face tattoos aren't the end of the world anymore. It used to be that if you had a face tattoo, your life options were limited to prison or the hustle. Nowadays, you can even see basic white girls at Coachella with dream catchers permanently etched beside their ears.

Topix
The 39 Most Awkward Swimsuits In The World

The 39 Most Awkward Swimsuits In The World | Swimsuits are the worst. At best, they're those stretchy pieces of fabric that keep sand and seaweed trapped against our private parts. At worst, they make us feel uncomfortable and unattractive (even though we're not unattractive, obviously).

Topix
31 Hilarious Photos Of What Parenting Really Looks Like

31 Hilarious Photos Of What Parenting Really Looks Like | If you're like me and you don't have kids, occasionally your reproductive organs mutiny. They see adorable pictures of babies dressed as mermaids on Pinterest and they start a riot that your brain interprets as "I absolutely need a tiny human of my own!"

Topix
29 Hipster Cats Who Are Judging You As We Speak

29 Hipster Cats Who Are Judging You As We Speak | Hipsters get a lot of hate for their offbeat style, their weird taste, and their sense of entitlement, but really, what would the world be like without hipsters? Who would do the bee keeping? Who would buy up all the frame-less glasses?

Topix
29 Parents Who Totally Outsmarted Their Kids

29 Parents Who Totally Outsmarted Their Kids | People love to talk about the joys of parenting, but they act like the only glowing moments are baby smiles and first steps. Totally not true. Sometimes it's just as joyful (or at least satisfying) when parents get to outsmart their own kids or hand out super clever (and well-earned) punishments.

Topix
29 Funniest Reactions To Beyonce's Pregnancy Announcement

29 Funniest Reactions To Beyonce's Pregnancy Announcement | We've had a little bit of time as a nation to process the bombshell dropping a bombshell about her pregnancy. At first, we just responded with joy and joyness.

Topix
23 Hilarious Photos Of Pets Who Weren't Expecting You Just Yet

23 Hilarious Photos Of Pets Who Weren't Expecting You Just Yet | What do our pets do when we're gone? We imagine them laying in their beds, patiently waiting for us to return. In reality, they're curious, naughty creatures bent on destruction. These pets were all carrying on their hidden lives when they were totally busted.

Viral Nova

ViralNova.com
He Was Walking Along And Saw A Man In Need...So He Did This Amazing Thing

We all talk the talk when it comes to making the world a better place, but we don't always walk the walk. And we certainly don't walk the walk barefoot. But one man in Guatemala did just that when he stopped in the street and selflessly gave his brand-name sneakers to a complete stranger in need.

ViralNova.com
You'll Be Stunned That These Gardens Are In Such Unusual Places

We can construct epic buildings where there was nothing but dirt, and we can plant jaw-dropping gardens where there wasn't any dirt to begin with. The people behind these gardens have proven that the sky is the limit, literally, when it comes to getting your green thumb on.

Tastetalks
08/09/2016
Really Odd Food Festivals You Should Go To Before You Die

Music festivals get all the credit for making summers exciting, but there are tons of weird food festivals all over the world that are just as bucket-list-worthy. Yeah, seeing your favorite band is a life-altering experience, but do you really want to die without ever having eaten bugs, been the first to try a new food, or wrestled in a giant vat of mashed potatoes?

ViralNova.com
You Won't Believe Mickey Mouse's Reaction To This Cute Couple's Engagement

He may not have intended to steal the show, but Mickey Mouse's super-cute reaction to a couple's engagement during a Disney photo op is almost more fun to watch than the actual engagement. Notice I said "almost," because this adorable couple is not only ridiculously happy, but their reaction to Mickey Mouse celebrating their engagement will charm the pants off of you.

ViralNova.com
I Guarantee You've Never Seen Wall Art Or Furniture Like This Before -- So Cool!

Jongha Choi, a contextual design student from the Netherlands, took the phrase "art imitates life" to the next level for his master's thesis project. He created some modern art wall hangings that, in and of themselves, are gorgeous. But then he reaches into his creations, pulls them down off of the wall, and uses them as sturdy, functional furniture.

Bustle

Bustle
05/24/2016
11 Signs You're Being Manipulated In A Relationship & How To Fix It

Have you ever had a partner who was so in your head that all of a sudden, you woke up and realized you were willingly doing things you'd never usually agree to? Odds are you fell prey to a master manipulator. Manipulation in a relationship is a serio

Bustle
05/26/2016
11 Things Couples Don't Communicate About Enough

I'm a firm believer that your partner doesn't need to know every thought or feeling you have. You're still an individual. You don't have to communicate everything. But there are some things couples don't communicate about enough. Those things are usu

Bustle
06/01/2016
7 Kinds Of Happiness You Can't Find In A Relationship

When you find your heart's companion, some next level happiness happens. Birds help you get dressed in the morning. Sunsets happen at all times of the day or night. And you might even feel that magical sense that your life is complete. But that's on

Bustle
07/22/2016
11 Things You're Allowed To Do No Matter What Other People Think

Hear ye, hear ye! I officially declare this the glorious start of the "I don't care what you think" phase of your life. Unless you were already in that phase, in which case, here's a fist bump and a celebratory bottle of wine. Or some rent money. Sid

Bustle
04/21/2016
7 Gross Things That Can Happen To Your Nails If You're Not Careful

I'm newly an expert at gross things that can happen to your nails. I purchased, what I now know to be a questionably legal hard gel, from a store in a faraway country with, let's just say, less strict regulatory policies. And wouldn't you know, now m

Bustle
02/14/2017
11 Quirky Makeup Trends That Will Be Huge In 2017

What are the new, hot, quirky makeup trends going to be for 2017? Well, I'm glad you asked. In 2016 we saw a glorious array of unicorn, mermaid, holo, and glitter magic, and 2017 is shaping up to be similar. And the magic won't just be in a single it...

Bustle
04/21/2016
17 Old Photos Of Prince That Prove He Was Born To Be A Fashion Icon

It's safe to say that 2016 has been a hard year for losing fashion icons. When we lost David Bowie, I remember thinking to myself, "at least we still have Prince." And then we didn't. Prince's publicist confirmed in a statement Thursday that Prince h

Bustle
08/22/2016
How To Get Cult Beauty Products For Drugstore Prices & Even Cheaper

What if I told you there was a way to get your cult beauty favorites at less-than-drugstore pricing? You'd rejoice, right? Makeup is expensive! Sometimes I feel like having kids would be cheaper than maintaining my manicures and my glow. Sure, someti

Bustle
05/27/2016
11 Must-Know Tips For Dealing With A Partner With ADHD

ADHD (attention deficit hyperactivity disorder) isn't funny or cute or quirky like it's often portrayed. It's not just a case of being distracted or antsy. It's a serious condition that can make life extremely difficult. Being in a relationship with

Bustle
05/10/2016
27 Relationship Behaviors That Might Mean You Have Low Self-Esteem

Low self-esteem affects relationships in so many ways that it's almost mind blowing. There are almost too many negative side effects to list. Relationship behaviors that might mean you have low self-esteem are, coincidentally, common fight starters, and even breakup fuel.

The Bolde

Bolde
10/03/2016
If You're In A Healthy Relationship, You Won't Have To Do Any Of These Things

The good thing about having a string of failed relationships is that you get a lot of opportunities to learn from your mistakes so that you don't repeat them in the future. While relationships dynamics and requirements differ depending on the couple, there are some things you should never have to do for love.

Bolde
07/18/2016
I'm Fat, But That Doesn't Mean I'm Not Gorgeous

There's not just one limited view of beauty, despite what most of us have been led to believe. Lately I've started to sneak out of the body closet and admit things I'm supposed to be ashamed of, like that the size of my body doesn't have to stop me from doing anything, like being active or wearing bikinis.

Bolde
07/15/2016
7 Reasons I Wanted To Sleep With A Guy Even Though I'm A Lesbian

Lesbians don't sleep with men. It's kind of the defining characteristic of a lesbian, right? So why do so many of my fellow lesbians, myself included back in the day, occasionally consider (or excitedly jump in to) a night filled with dude penis? Especially when they manufacture plenty of beautiful, technologically advanced, detachable lady penises?

Taste Talks

Tastetalks
08/09/2016
12 Food Gadgets That You'll Want to Spend Your Life Savings On

Gadgets plus food. If that doesn't make your heart skip a beat, you might need to have your pulse checked. Sure, everyone uses their phone to take those mouthwatering Snapchat and Instagram pics of their brunch, but for most, that's where the connection to food and gadgetry stops... until today, that is.

Tastetalks
07/29/2016
These 10 Global Pizza Flavors Make Us Feel All The Things

Pizza, to most of us, is a pretty specific thing. Crust, cheese, probably pepperoni, or maybe some basil if you're feeling fancy. But maybe simplicity doesn't always give pizza its full range of expression. After all, it's basically the blank canvas of food; a little of this, a little of that, and you can create a unique masterpiece.

Tastetalks
08/09/2016
This Bacon Weaving Trick Will Make You The Envy Of All Your Friends

Just when you thought sandwiches with bacon couldn't get any better... It's time to get serious here for a second. Not to be a downer, but were you aware that all around the world, there are people eating sandwiches without proper bacon distribution? Sandwiches where every bite could have that celebratory snap of bacon bliss, yet don't?

Tastetalks
07/28/2016
48 Japanese Kit Kat Flavors You Need To Try Right Now

The Japanese are known for their fearless creativity when it comes to-well, basically all things. But none are more impressive than their array of Kit Kat flavors. The Internet opened up and sucked us into a deep, deep wormhole of Japanese Kit Kats; in fact, there are so many that we had to stop ourselves at 52 so we could go on with our daily lives.

Tastetalks
08/09/2016
Welcome To The World of Weird And Wonderful Cheese

Is there anything more glorious than cheese? Think about it. Cheese makes every food better. It tastes like winning. It makes you feel happy inside. And it comes in a million flavors. Most of us are used to the garden variety grocery store cheeses, but cheese making is a serious, ancient and, creative art form that produces some pretty extreme products.

Tastetalks
08/09/2016
10 Foods So Deadly They Could Kill You

When people say "food can kill you," they usually mean it in the abstract sense that a poorly balanced diet can contribute to disease. Not here. We're taking on foods that can kill you, and we mean actually kill you. As in dead. Today.

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