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If you're reading this and you know who I am, it's probably because you're a Washington Huskies fan who has followed my work through the absolute rollercoaster of the last decade-ish. But you're probably not and probably don't, which is cool.
I'm a writer, editor, producer, comedian, and generally adaptable person. Can engineer copy with three-word precision or write you an unhinged weirdo voice'd 20 minute read (or something in between); can produce the logistics of making your media happen, can edit whatever words you want to make them better. There are even lots of comments on the internet -- AKA the meanest place on Earth -- saying nice things about my ability to put words in a pleasant order, something scientists previously thought impossible.
Below are a few pieces under my own byline, but I've otherwise written copy for Amex, Marriott, the Seattle Kraken, Bartell Drugs, Uwajimaya, Kaiser Permanente, Western Washington Medical Group, and more.
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The clubs of the Cascadia Baseball League once ruled the Pacific Northwest. These are their totally accurate, 100% not fictional, absolutely real stories. Click to read The Everett Flabbergasters: A Completely Not Made-Up History, by Gabey Lucas, a Substack publication. Launched 4 months ago.
The place to find all your stuff and most of your shenanigans.
"There's this new kid from Australia."
What do we say to the god of death? (Or, less eloquently: AHHHHHHHHHHH)
Four more years! Four more years! Four mor-
In which we sincerely give credit to Arizona for being good at the space-time continuum.
You'd be forgiven for thinking no one is tougher than 2009 Danielle Lawrie. But with 2021 Danielle Lawrie on to Tokyo, you'd be wrong.
In which we try to learn stuff from someone who's pretty darn good at what they do.
This is because humans are no different from Pavlovian dogs, except we have opposable thumbs.