Chris Goering

Full Time Student/Part Time Satire Writer

United States of America

Currently, I'm a senior actuarial science major at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln. When I'm not utilizing my analytical and critical thinking skills in my actuarial work, I enjoy to think more creatively and express this creativity through satire writing. I currently serve as a writer for The DailyER, UNL's satire newspaper, as well as Seeds Entertainment, the arts and entertainment section of The DailyER.

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The DailyER
02/16/2018
UNL to cut undeclared major program

In a shocking turn of events that have unfolded over the past week, the University of Nebraska-Lincoln is getting ready to say goodbye to a few degree programs. Among the programs being cut are art history, geography and electronics engineering.

The DailyER
12/19/2017
UNL College of Business to change name to "College" in 2018

After a year of major change at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln, students and faculty can look for more change to come in 2018, more specifically with the new College of Business. University officials announced last week that the UNL College of Business will change its name to "College" starting in the 2018 Spring semester.

The DailyER
12/03/2017
Nebraska misses College Football Playoff, fires coach Scott Frost

The coaching carousel continues! Following the worst football season since 1961, the Nebraska Cornhuskers decided to fire head coach Mike Riley. After tapping former Huskers legend Scott Frost to coach the Big Red on Saturday, Athletic Director Bill Moos has changed course once again.

The DailyER
10/22/2017
Nebraska loses to bye week 35-17

In an already depressing football season for the Nebraska Cornhuskers, things have just gotten a whole lot worse. After suffering back-to-back blowout losses at home, Nebraska conjured up another embarrassing performance last night as the 24-point favorite Huskers lost to the bye week by a score of 35-17, sliding to a 3-5 record.

The DailyER
10/09/2017
UNL Board of Regents approves new $80 million building that serves absolutely no purpose

In a time of construction and expansion for the University of Nebraska-Lincoln, students and faculty can look for even more expansion coming very soon. UNL President Hank Bounds announced last Thursday that the Board of Regents approved unanimously to go forward with a construction project that will convert the Selleck green space into a new building that will serve absolutely no purpose whatsoever.

The DailyER
10/13/2017
Nebraska vs. Ohio State game to air on Comedy Central

Husker football fans will tune into a new TV station this Saturday to catch the latest Nebraska game. The Big Ten Conference announced the primetime game between the Ohio State Buckeyes and the Nebraska Cornhuskers will kickoff at 6:30 p.m. and will air on Comedy Central, moving over from Fox Sports 1.