Ayon Anwar

Writer

United Kingdom

It's highly improbable for anyone to be awesome at multiple things. If you're here you have knowledge and skills that I don't and need someone to put some words on a page for you. You're also probably wondering if I am as serious as my photo suggests. I'm not. I just wanted you to stare into my eyes so that I could put you under my spell.

Jokes aside, I am actually a wizard though. Not in the conventional sense where I am constantly being harassed by a dude who looks like a snake. More so with my words (maybe likening myself to a blacksmith would have been better, but that's not as enticing). Anyway, I'm a wizard that wants to share his skills with you. I have been honing my ability to weave magic with my fingers for the last 6 years. My wand is my keyboard, my invisibility cloak is the internet and my beard is my beard.

I won't pigeon hole myself and call myself a copywriter. I write about things that interest me. Whether that be deep dives into why some drugs are acceptable and others aren't or shorter forms such as poetry or a tweet egging Elon Musk on to finally fight Mark Zuckerberg. Whatever I write, I always focus on the story rather than just facts and figures. We never actually grew up and all we want is to be read something with a happy ending (and hopefully some pictures) so we can sleep well at night. This realisation (and many thousands of words) has resulted in my first book, The Absence of Fluency.

Check out some of the content that I have produced in the past and get in touch with me if you would like to work together!

Portfolio

Woprld Cup 2026

Copywriting/Ghost writing

Excerpts from The Absence of Fluency

Unpublished
10/15/2021
But They're Not

A short excerpt from my first book, The Absence of Fluency. This is a deep dive into caffeine and how it is so widely accepted in our society

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