I am a woman who shouldn’t own Spice Girls documentaries, but you will have to rip them from my cold, dead hands to reconcile that. I graduated with a MA in English from Portland State University, which left me with a pile of both debt and grammar style guides; I am using them to build a new wing on my apartment. I follow two Reddit subs—Pretty Little Liars and RuPaul’s Drag Race—with compulsive regularity. I wish So You Think You Can Dance would make the contestants play Wii Dance Party for one round of competition and I was way jazzed to see PLL’s Sara Harvey being a Project Runway model for a guy in a bowler hat who was distracted by her breasts.