Alex Telfer

Copy Writer/Freelancer/Content Editor/SEO

United Kingdom

Ten years ago, a crack commando was sent to prison by a military court for a crime of grammar he didn't commit. This man promptly sulked before escaping from a maximum-security stockade into the Brentford underground. Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as a freelance writer. If you have a problem... if no one else can help... and if you can find him... maybe you can hire*... Alex Telfer.

*Especially if the subject matter involves travel, sports, gambling, wildlife, London, social commentary, humour and more.

University of West London
Extended Masters Courses | University of West London

In order to study for an Extended Masters you will need: Bachelor's degree International students must meet our English language requirements at IELTS 6.5 or above, and a minimum of 5.5 for each of the individual components (Reading, Writing, Speaking and Listening).

Getting Married in Las Vegas: Everything You Need to Know

Planning a wedding can be a gruelling process with endless crucial questions to answer. Such as... should Elvis officiate the ceremony or just drive me to the chapel in a pink Cadillac? Yes, we are talking about getting married in Las Vegas!

Trump Switches Rest Of Tour To Cool Indie Venues

After his poorly attended arena rally in Tulsa, Donald Trump has announced he will only use small, independent locales and arthouse theatres for his gigs from now on. POTUS's cocktail of thought provoking prose, witty social commentary and forward thinking ideas has proved a huge hit in carefully selected cities, however, large swathes of empty seats were clearly visible during his latest outing at Tulsa's Kraft Cheesy String Arena.

Bleacher Report
Ten Cricket Stadiums You Need to Visit Before You Die

ICC Alex Telfer @@troyspeer Twitter Logo Featured Columnist One of the best parts of attending any sporting event is that moment when, after entering the ground, you catch your first glimpse of the hallowed turf (or whatever surface is particular to that sport).

Sopranos Tour - New York TV and Movie Tours

Take a trip through Sopranoland and discover more than 40 locations made famous by the cult Sopranos TV Show. Accompanied by an actor-guide hear little known facts about the show's cast and other behind-the-scenes secrets. By the end, you'll feel like one of Tony's crew! Book before 30th July and enjoy 20% discount!

Schindler's Factory Guided Tour

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Scotts Blog
James Ellroy's 5 Best Books - Scotts Blog

Using a troubled adolescence (the usual growing up stuff: murdered mother, homeless periods filled with B&E where he stole girl's knickers, forgetting his own name after sustained periods of substance abuse) as a launch pad, the American wordsmith writes like a man possessed, taking crime fiction to new heights (or depths).

Move into the country, gonna meet a lot of leeches

We were a third of the way through the trek when the first sign of trouble arrived. I looked down at the slug on the end of my boot. It uncoiled, extended an inch and then, moving like a slinky, began to climb towards my flesh.