Johnny Crowder

Wordsmith

Tampa, Florida, USA

[email protected] | (813) 504-1935

I'm a young, ambitious writer with seven years of professional experience in nearly every medium of the written word.
From copywriting and editing to branding and concepting,
I'll breathe life into your voice with a fresh, witty perspective and a spring in my step.

Portfolio
Date Night Guide Tampa
The Ultimate Guide To The Perfect Tampa Bay Patios

Summer is just around the bend, and you know what that means: time to take advantage of warm nights under the stars. Take your food, drinks and conversation outside with this guide to the best Tampa Bay patios.

The American Genius
Magic Service - Promotional Piece

My generation will either go down in history as A) The most innovative and inventive generation mankind has seen to date, or B) The bar-none zero-competition most lethargic pile of bodies ever to call themselves humans. By the time I turn 40, I expect there to be an artificial intelligence for anything and everything.

StartupBros
Crowdfunding Hacks - Advice / How-To

It seems like money really does grow on trees. If someone can make a Kickstarter for the sole purpose of whipping up some potato salad and raise a jillion dollars in a week, surely your business proposal will has what it takes. Think this will likely happen without a bunch of work on your part?

The Box Theater
Comedy Club Email Blast

ICYMI: Last month, The Box debuted a new and improved drop-in workshop called "The Nitty Gritty." It's your opportunity to dig in deep, develop your improv roots, break the rules, and learn the "why" behind the things that make you laugh the most.

GUFF
Humor-Driven Creative Nonfiction

Over the last couple of weeks, I've developed a sort of running order with my dog. After begrudgingly waking up to feed her at the crack of dawn, we hang out in the living room together. She stares intently out of the sliding glass door, keeping an eye out for any dutiful mailmen, falling leaves, or wayward lizards.

The Hard Times
Original Satire Publication Contribution

WETUMPKA, Ala. - Shortly after fire crews responded to an alleged arson at a local Church's Chicken late last night, one member of the Alabama black metal scene came forward to claim responsibility for the blaze. Artemis Nyxx (legal name Blake Lambert), the guitarist and vocalist of local "blackened crust" band Infinite Dvsk, boasted about destroying the fried chicken establishment in a Facebook post.