Kaitlin Rogers

Copywriter/Content Creator/Comedic Person/Alliteration Failure

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FabriKaited
Full House Lied to Me about the Weather in San Francisco

San Franciscans perpetually live in a cloud. If you've been alive for the better part of the past two decades then you probably know the above image from the opening credits of Full House-it's part of a scene in which the show's main characters drive over a beautiful bridge into good ol' sunny San Francisco.

The Medium
City Renamed, Now Called "Ew Brunswick"

Volume XLVIII Issue X BY QUEEN KAY: COPY EDITOR EW BRUNSWICK-In a not-so-shocking move by city officials this week, New Brunswick's name was legally changed to Ew Brunswick. "I'm not surprised by this at all," said city resident Clark Robles. "I mean...if Jimmy Fal­lon visited this place, I bet all he would have to say...

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How To Fit In at Coachella

The annual music festival Coachella is known for the distinct fashion trends that its attendees sport. After seeing the outfits at this year's festival, it's clear that if you want to fit in there, you need to wear a combination of these 3 things: 1. Flowers. All of them. Everywhere.

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Woman Seen Fighting for Her Right to Pizza

NEW YORK CITY-Saying the political climate had made her "hot and ready to fight for her rights," public school teacher Betsy Johansson told reporters Saturday that she had chosen to fight for her right to pizza. "Donald Trump is already taking away the most basic joys in life, like living on a viable planet and...

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Is Taylor Swift Out Of The Woods Yet?

Taylor Swift's music video for Out Of The Woods features a teleporting Taylor who leaves the woods she supposedly wants to get out of, but then keeps going back in them for some reason. Therefore, I decided to help any of you who may be confused as to the state of Taylor's out-of-the-woodsness.

I Am Rutgers
Working at The Medium: An Update

In 2011, I Am Rutgers published an article depicting the work environment at The Medium, the entertainment weekly of Rutgers University. Three and a half years later, I Am Rutgers revisited the student organization to get an updated look at the making of its satire publication.

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