Under normal circumstances, I wouldn't talk about myself so much. But seeing as how you came here, I thought I should tell you: I come from a proud line of wordsmiths. My daddy was a wordsmith. His daddy was a wordsmith. His daddy wasn't, but he liked to be read to as he napped. In fact, our family crest bears the phrase "ego tamquam verbis," which roughly translates to "I dig words." Or so I'm told.
I guess what I'm saying is I really enjoy writing. A lot. It's my biggest vice, next to lunar bowling and invisible jump rope. I've written headlines and facts for major events Snapchat has covered, including the Super Bowl, World Series, and FIFA World Cup. I've also written tweets for Amazon Prime Video and branded content pitches for ESPN, Adidas, Lysol, and Nescafe, to name a few, and the video I wrote for Gillette has over 1.2 million views. That's a lot of razors!
Oh, and my original pilot, "Creature Comfort," was a winner in the ATX-Black List Script Competition. My original horror short film, "Murder Ballad," had its World Premiere at the Brussels International Fantastic Film Festival (BIFFF) and its North American Premiere at Screamfest in Los Angeles.
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