Paris Close

Editor-in-chief at Paperback Paris, Entertainment Writer at PopCrush, Proofreader at The Michigan Chronicle

United States

Thinker by day and Andy Cohen’s heartbreaker by night, Paris Close is a writer, editor, and editor-in-chief of Paperback Paris.

Paris climbed out of the chasm of higher education in 2014, bartering quips for a Bachelor of Arts degree in English literature with an emphasis in writing and journalism from Aquinas College in Grand Rapids, Michigan. From 2010 to 2014, he worked as a staff writer, culture editor, and editor-in-chief of Aquinas College’s bi-weekly gazette, The Saint.

In April 2014, Paris became a finalist for the American Academy of Poetry Prize for his poem “Survival,” originally published in the Spring 2014 edition of Aquinas College's fine arts student publication, The Sampler. Other works which have appeared in earlier editions of The Sampler include "Reverie," a poem (2011) and "Dandelion," poem in memory of his dog, Tasha (2013).

In his career, Paris has been published in a plethora of media and digital outlets: emcBlue, University101, byDevan, Crushable, Elite Daily, PuckerMob, Teen, PopCrush and most expectedly Thrillist.

Portfolio

Pucker Mob (Jan 2015 - Present)

Pucker Mob | We're All Part of It
01/30/2015
The 6 Celebrity Couples We Want Happening For Valentine's Day

When you are bored and single, like I am, then you undoubtedly have a lot of time on your hands to do just about anything that comes to your mind. One of my favorite hobbies I like to partake in is trying to live vicariously through the eyes of Hollywood's elite by playing a game of Celebrity Match Maker.

Pucker Mob | We're All Part of It
01/29/2015
So He Broke Up With You On Valentine's Day. What Now?

So he broke up with you on Valentine's Day and like any human being with a sense of morals and ethics, or simply a heart, you did not see this coming at all. Is it okay that he decided to end the relationship with you? Yes (you're better off without him).

Pucker Mob | We're All Part of It
01/29/2015
12 Celebrities On Instagram You Should Already Be Following

These days, everyone's on Instagram, and why wouldn't you be? It's one of the most popular and interactive social media networks out there today. And whether you're just getting started or already a pro at snapping signature selfies, there's no better way to enjoy the app than by following some of the most talked about stars on Instagram today.

Pucker Mob | We're All Part of It
01/25/2015
5 Types of Guys You'll Meet In College, And How to Avoid Them

I can't tell you how many different kinds of guys I came across during my undergrad. Actually I can, and I'm about to in a minute but let me live. You don't really begin to realize just how superficial looks, abs and smiles are until all you're left with is a guy's personality.

Pucker Mob | We're All Part of It
01/27/2015
15 Thoughts You'll Have Before Your Tinder Date Tonight

So you're getting ready for your Tinder date tonight. I'm so happy yet so jealous of you at the same time! Right now you're probably washing off that Noxzema face mask and listening to Beyonce because you're pretty stoked about how the next few hours will go tonight. That's totally expected.

Pucker Mob | We're All Part of It
01/27/2015
5 Lessons HBO's 'Girls' Taught Us About Dysfunctional Relationships

I actually like HBO's Girls. It's one of my new favourite TV series, until Scandal and How to Get Away With Murder return that is. But still, I really, really like Lena Dunham because she's witty with just the right amount of Tina Fey charm to keep the ball rolling.

Pucker Mob | We're All Part of It
01/25/2015
5 Ways To Tell Him He's Not Good In Bed Without Hurting His Ego

So you have a guy who finishes too soon in bed. Like, really soon. So soon, in fact, that the candle you lit just before getting it on with him has yet to shed a tear of wax? I'm sorry it's over already. Don't cry, it's okay! We can fix this.

Pucker Mob | We're All Part of It
01/23/2015
So Your Roommate Is Getting Busy In Your Double Bedroom. Now What?

Before I begin, allow me to start off by saying that I don't know what I did to even be put in this predicament in the first place. And I'm still having a hard time deciding which I find more unpleasant about this situation: the fact that I lived through the actual experience in myself, or the act of reliving said experience all over again by retelling it for you all.

Pucker Mob | We're All Part of It
01/24/2015
20 Quotes From Dr. Mindy Lahiri To Live By

Ever felt like you didn't have someone who just got you? Like someone who totally understood your necessary obsession with 80's romcoms (because who could resist Jake Ryan?) and shares your ritual Ben & Jerry's binge every Friday night at exactly 11:11 p.m.

Pucker Mob | We're All Part of It
01/23/2015
The 10 Stages of Life You'll Experience Post Grad

One of the things I wish my college professors would have told me about graduating was that I was going to go through so many phases and stages of life, and that maybe everything I studied for in college would not prepare me for such an obstacle. And that's why I'm here.

Pucker Mob | We're All Part of It
01/22/2015
5 Movie Boyfriends You'll Want to Have in Real Life

Wait. So you're telling me that I am not, in fact, the skinny cheerleader that goes off cartwheeling into the sunset with Cliff Pantone at the end of Bring it On? Are you kidding me?! You're not?! Jeez. Haven't us hopeless romantics suffered enough disappointment already after none of us were chosen to play Anastasia Steele for Fifty Shades of Grey?

Pucker Mob | We're All Part of It
01/21/2015
8 Things You Wish Someone Would Have Told You Before Losing Your Virginity

So you just had sex for the first time in your life. Congratulations! We're so proud of you! Especially me. But wait, you probably have a ton of questions right now and the biggest one might be, "Did I do everything right?" You did what you could with what you knew, and that's most important.

Pucker Mob | We're All Part of It
01/21/2015
6 Reasons Why Being Single Isn't Your Fault

So you're single and you think it's all your fault. That was until I reminded you that you're only single because some people literally cannot handle your awesomeness. An awesomeness so powerful that it actually intimidates people. I've yet to come up with a name for the diagnosis, but Awesomitogis comes to mind.

Pucker Mob | We're All Part of It
01/21/2015
6 Peens You'll Meet in Your Lifetime

Finding the perfect man is a tricky task in and of itself. But finding the "perfect peen?" Now that's an obstacle life won't necessarily prepare you for. And if you're anything like me, a wanderer in search of their peen in shining armor, then it's quite possible you've had your fair share of hits and misses.

byDevan (Sep 2014-Present)

Bydevan
01/02/2015
How to Keep On Top of Your New Year Resolutions - byDevan

I will be the first to admit that I didn't keep up with any of the New Year's resolutions I set for myself this year. With everything that went on in my world this year: College graduation, becoming Editor-In-Chief of the school's newspaper and balancing two internships and four courses, I easily fell off the bandwagon.

Bydevan
12/22/2014
Holiday Movies to Watch on Netflix - byDevan

Christmas is just around the corner, you guys. And if you're anything like me, you'll be snacking on Christmas cookies and Instagramming selfies with your adorable pet(s). But if there's anything I enjoy more than eating cookies and playing with my cat all night, it's watching feel-good movies with my friends and family, and I'm sure some of you do too!

Bydevan
11/13/2014
5 Lemon-Inspired Skincare Recipes

It's never fun when a pimple starts to resurface on your face, is it? Of course not! But what you probably dislike even more than those spiteful occurrences is having to come out of nearly $20 in skincare products trying to eliminate those little buggers, right? Exactly!

Bydevan
10/10/2014
Problems People Who Don't Drink Alcohol Face - byDevan

I don't think me and alcohol could ever become friends, not even if cookies were involved. I just cannot allow myself to stomach the aftertaste because for some strange reason it reminds me too much of nail polish fumes. Don't ask.

Bydevan
09/25/2014
5 Tips For Getting Fit - byDevan

There was once a time, two years ago, when I felt so pathetically lethargic that I'd actually diagnosed my own clinical laziness. I know, awful right?! It finally hit me during my sophomore year of college, and the shirtless jocks were in full swing on campus, blazing with their own self-righteous hotness.

Crushable - (Dec 2013-Present)

Crushable
9 WTF Pop Culture Moments From 2014 That We'll Still Be Talking About In 2015

Well hello there, come on in and have a seat. You're just in time for our little side-eye party to begin! In case you're wondering, there will be no food or drinks or anything that requires the actual spending of money because, well, we're just hear to laugh, cry a little bit and thank God that none of our nudes made it out in 2014!

Crushable
19 Miley Cyrus Songs You'll Adore More Than 'We Can't Stop'

Guys, I have a question: Do we like new Miley Cyrus or should we still be longing for the girl who couldn't be tamed? It's a drawn out question, yeah, but I really wanna know what you guys think. Because sometimes I think she's changed for the not-so-good.

Crushable
11 Justin Bieber Songs That Are Better Than 'Baby'

Being Justin Bieber must be really, really hard, you guys. I mean it has to be difficult pissing off the world on a daily basis, not to mention dealing with the drove of Beliebers who are probably still throwing little prepubescent fits over that pic.

Crushable
10 Famous Men I Better Find Under My Christmas Tree This Year

I've never been too good with Christmas lists, which could have something to do with that one time I was side-eyed for requesting a boyfriend. What?! What good are so-called friends if they can't play matchmaker for their okay-looking best friend just in time for one of the biggest and most important holidays of the freakin' year?

Crushable
21 Taylor Swift Songs That Are Better Than '22'

I won't even lie, you guys, I've become a hardcore Swifter over the years. I've got the sparkly guitar and the will to completely crush my ex's ego. Now all I'm missing is the blonde hair extensions and the svelte shape of a giraffe. But foreal, I wanna know her secrets...

Crushable
10 Times Mindy Kaling Made You Wish You Were Her BFF

Mindy Kaling is officially my spirit animal. Not that I think she resembles an actual animal or anything - but because she is the paragon of human existence: love, laughter and just the right amount of huggable humor. And after last year's reading of her brilliant memoir, Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?

Crushable
5 Movies That Would've Been Better Had Chris Pine Replaced The Star

Hey guys, can we talk about and do a little bit of drooling together? Yes?!! Eww?!! Wonderful! I mean, there's nothing to be ashamed of here. Everyone knows Chris is undeniably infectious, even Ellen DeGeneres couldn't resist his charm. But more often than not, Chris doesn't always get the fame and publicity as his more-famous fellow Hollywood peers.

Crushable
Undeniable Proof That Twilight And Scandal Have The Same Plot

Chances are you're probably not very happy with all that's been going on with lately. I've been a little moody about a few things myself since this season's inception. For instance, Jake Ballard's being beaten to a bloody pulp (whilst managing to still look better than Fitz) or Fitz's relentless attempts to crush what little emotional esteem Melly has left.

Crushable
10 Adele Songs That Are Way Better Than 'Rolling In The Deep'

Umm... where the hell is Adele? I've been waiting for her to pull a Beyonce for almost five months now. I'd like to think she's somewhere singing little lullabies to Baby Angelo , but the woman has had well enough time to plot another Grammy-winning album.

Crushable
The Highs And Lows Of Being A Die Hard J.Law Fan

( via) Hey guys, I may or may not have some not-so-nice (albeit honest) things to say about my (not your) future best friend, Jennifer Lawrence , because that's what best friends are for, right? Haha! Of course not! Everyone knows that Jennifer is perfect, and brilliant and nothing less than awesome...

Crushable
7 Dirty Celebrity Dudes Who Are Somehow Still Sexy

Hey guys, it's me again, your expert consultant on all things men and penis-related. Today we're going to be looking at those really dirty, grimy guys. You know, the beautiful jerks of Hollywood? Just my type.

Crushable
12 Signs You Just Finished Binge Watching Orange Is The New Black

I just finished binge watching season two of . On a related note, I also just overdosed on pizza and Diet Coke. Something that both myself and my imaginary personal trainer will hate me for this week. But it was all in the name of getting through season two without moving off my couch.

Crushable
10 Amazing Lorde Songs That You'll Love More Than 'Royals'

Would it be totally blasphemous if I said there once was a time when I didn't like "Royals," or Lorde for that matter? Probably. I can already see you all sharpening your tongues to launch a Belieber-like assault on me, but I am simply being honest (or carelessly blunt... same difference).

Crushable
8 Celebs Who Desperately Need Olivia Pope's Help

Whenever I watch Scandal , I feel like I am the baddest bitch in the world. And then, I realize I'm not Kerry Washington, and so I get sad. Then I realize I've just eaten myself through another box of Oreo cookies, and then it's like rinse and repeat after every episode.

Crushable
17 Katy Perry Songs That Are Better Than 'Roar'

She may be 0-4 because of her dispiriting taste in the male species, but Katy Perry knows a thing or two about throwing a party and a successful album together just in time for summer. It also helps that she's allegedly dating the sorta-kinda-awkwardly-handsome DJ Diplo, who I'm sure is not going to allow his Cupcake Queen to tank at the peak of her success.

Crushable
VH1′s Dating Naked Will Make You Want To Stay Single Forever

VH1's Dating Naked premiered last night! Did you watch it too? No? Yay! You made better choices than me last night! Know why? Because what I hoped would be my new favorite dating show turned out to be a series of blurred disappointments and desultory plot lines.

University 101 - (Jan 2014-July 2014)

University 101
04/28/2014
Celebrity couples doing love right

Am I the only one who thinks there's a conspiracy to the whole marriage plot thing? Seriously, it's like, Let's get married, have a few children together whose names we'll fuss over, adopt a dog named Pickles, and then our happy little family will finally be complete, just like Cinderella would have wanted for us,...

University 101
06/20/2014
6 rising artists this summer

Summer's here, you guys. And I don't know about you, but I'm loving what's been playing on the radio lately. Whenever I think about summer jams, I can't help but think of everyone blasting Nicki Minaj or Katy Perry on the road. But on a rare occasion, new artists come into the equation and change...

University 101
04/21/2014
5 celebrities to follow on Instagram

I have a confession to make: I hate Twitter but I love Instagram. Every time I tell this to friends I get a list of crafty responses: "What planet are you from?", "Are you insane?" and my favorite, "How could you?!" Answers: Neptune, insane for Jesse Bradford and I know, right?

University 101
05/07/2014
Taylor Swift and Lorde's alliance

Lorde and Taylor Swift have created an alliance, you guys. In other words, the world is completely about to toss upside down. Honestly, I genuinely like Taylor, but there's something shady about her friendship with Lorde. Am I the only one hoping the two don't collaborate?

University 101
06/26/2014
Celebrities in college

You wouldn't think that one day, you could be sitting in the same classroom as your favorite TV or movie celeb. And that's totally understandable, considering the glitz and glamour surrounding envied stars like Emma Watson. But one thing I didn't realize is Watson has studied at both Oxford and Brown University since 2009, and...

University 101
07/10/2014
His Side: Who pays for dinner?

Ladies, it's time for you all to foot this bill and the next, and how's about this one right here. I'd like a double cheeseburger, a large order of fries and a large Coke. You got it, right babe? Wrong. This is a common misunderstanding made by men, or as I like to call them,...

Crushable
7 Parenting Lessons I Learned From The Teen Mom 2 Premiere

Babies, abortions, shotgun weddings and more babies was the theme of last night's season premiere of.And I've got to say you guys, I was thoroughly entertained by the amount of shade being thrown around during those 40 minutes of squabbling, including one impressive burn by baby Jace Evans which we'll get to in just a moment.

Crushable
18 Sia Songs You'll Love More Than 'Chandelier'

Right next to Linda Perry and Skylar Grey,one of my favourite singer-songwriters is the wonderfully quirky Sia . So you should know that I was first in line at Starbucks the morning her new album hit shelves.

University 101
04/15/2014
5 books you need to read before movie releases

Chances are, you're probably not as big a movie buff as I am. Wait... what's that, you say? You are?! Okay, you're on! Time to crack out my super impressive knowledge of all things cinema, and flex these CGI muscles I've been working hard on because there's absolutely no way you know more about movies...

University 101
04/08/2014
His Side: Having a best friend of opposite gender

Ok ladies, let's talk: Is it okay to have a guy best friend while in the relationship? Yes...with exceptions. Jealousy and suspicion still are and always will be a problem in every relationship. So when your girlfriend introduces you to her BFF who just so happens to be the guy she swears she's known since those...

University 101
04/03/2014
Robin Thicke and his unforgivable desperation

Unlike in 2013, things don't seem to be looking up for "Blurred Lines" singer Robin Thicke this year. As if being snubbed in every category at the Grammys, despite having one of the biggest songs last year wasn't tough enough, losing your high school sweetheart of almost a decade in the midst of that, pretty...

University 101
03/30/2014
3 musicians you should have on your playlist

If you're like me, you love hearing about new up-and-coming artists but hate sharing them with others. It's like, as soon as you find that perfect artist, you're super stingy about sharing them because your friends might overlook their talent, or that the rest of the world will grow obsessed with them (thus, those horribly...

University 101
03/20/2014
5 reasons we love Lupita Nyong'o

If you haven't had the opportunity to meet my best friend, the Academy Award winning Lupita Nyong'o, well now you're welcome to. Since breaking our hearts and mending them all over again with her tear-jerking performance as Patsey in 12 Years a Slave to ripping the red carpet runway with her winning smile and flawless...

University 101
03/14/2014
86th Academy Awards recap

The 86th Annual Academy Awards was probably the most anticipated ceremony of the year, with frontrunner motion pictures 12 Years a Slave, Gravity and Dallas Buyers Club leading the pack with noteworthy performances by its star-studded nominees. It almost seemed like a Twilight craze: Are you Team Lupita, Team J.Law or Team Leto (also known...

University 101
02/28/2014
Miley Cyrus: Modeling over music

I'm tired of Miley Cyrus, guys. Aren't you?It's bad enough that she's started to make her (actual) claim to fame just last year, but shaking your butt, sticking out your tongue and twerking all over Robin Thicke all to prove you're no longer Hannah Montana is over the top.

University 101
02/21/2014
Why you should binge watch The Mindy Project

Were you just as bummed out as the rest of the world when you found out NBC's The Office was coming to an end last year? Craving your fix of Dwight, Jim and Michael Scott's humor? Don't worry, I've got you covered. The next best thing, sure to be a knee-slapper, Fox's The Mindy Project,...

University 101
02/13/2014
Is Jennifer Lawrence the new Taylor Swift?

I fell in love with Jennifer Lawrence around the same time everyone else did, which was two years ago, when she was featured in Silver Linings Playbook with one of her 50 husbands, Bradley Cooper. She's just amazing, and pretty much everything she does equals up to it.

emcBlue (May 2013-Sep 2013)