Lito

Lito The Gawd

I write stuff.

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The Black Face Doctor Of Love: A Ralph Northam Story

2019 has been a wild ride thus far. Sometimes you look up, and it feels like segregation is staring you in your face via a Klan hood. If I closed my eyes and listen to the news I wouldn't know if it...

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Streams Of Consciousness

"As sure as this Earth is turnin', souls burnin' In search of higher learnin' Turnin' in every direction, seekin' direction My mom's cryin', because her insides are dyin' Her son tryin' her patience, keep her heart racin' A million beats a minute, I know I push you to your limit" - Young Followed by "This is the number one rule for your set In order to survive, gotta learn to live with regrets On the rise to the top many drop, don't forget In order to survive, gotta learn to live with...

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Lito's True Hollygrove Stories

WingStop Fatboy Need A 10pc. "Lookin’ at my bitch I bet she give your ass a bone/ Lookin’ at my wrist it’ll turn your ass to stone/ Stretch limousine, sipping Rosé all alone/ Double-headed monster with a mind of his own/ Cherry red chariot, excess is just my character/ All black tux, nigga shoes lavender/Never needed acceptance from all you outsiders/Had cyphers with 'Yeezy before his mouth wired/I mean the guitar was going insane and then boom!

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Lito's True Hollygrove Stories

Abducted in Plain Sight is a Netflix show. It's about a family in Idaho and the evil they befriend. The Broberg family consist of Jan Broberg, Bob Broberg, Mary Ann Broberg, Karen Campbell, Susan Broberg. The story also centers around Robert "B" Bertchtold. Literally the most bizarre shit I have ever watched.

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04/13/2018
Juvenile Cares If Don't Nobody Else Care

Juvenile Cares If Don't Nobody Else Care Whoadayyyyyyy🔥🔥🔥This has been on my mind for a very long time. I really have tried to write this article 3 times. An ongoing attempt over the span of years to be honest. The first time was about 10 years ago.

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02/22/2018
Blac Chyna: True American Hero

I know. I know. But first.. WelcomeI totally understand why you've come. You saw Blac Chyna and you assumed there would be some Jpeg or Mpeg. You poor fool. You poor poor lost soul. Also you nasty. *side note* Yesterday I saw a dude say he took off work to watch xvideos.

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09/15/2015
The Rise Of Bobby Schmurda

Wrote this article a couple months ago about the boy bobby.. Crazy all this shit came or coming into fruition.

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MIA GET OUT THE CAR: A Love Story <3

The names were changed to protect the innocent (not really). Nobody in this story is innocent. Pussy got popped though. Read on... unless you a hoe. Well then you can get the fuck. So listen, I got tired of niggas asking me about this story and where you can read it other than via tweet.

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