I am a freelance games journalist and writer with work in magazines and websites all over the place. If you'd like some words of your very own, I can put them in order for you in exchange for reasonable amounts of money.
Below is a selection of some of the online work I'm happiest with; if you're interested in looking at my print work, come over sometime and I'll let you root through my magazine cupboards.
In which I waffle on about how wonderful Assassin's Creed 3 looks. GUESS I WAS WRONG
In which I teach readers how to Kiss. Contains no good advice.
In which I pick ten games and write some funny words about 'em.
In which I recommend some new family board games.
In which I tell readers how to talk to women, but like a pirate, on account of it being International Talk Like A Pirate Day.
In which I play Sonic Generations and revert to a childlike state.
In which I talk about the unsung heroes of the gaming world: the buttons.
In which I swear, a lot, and chat about elves.