Grant Howitt

Freelance Writer

I am a freelance games journalist and writer with work in magazines and websites all over the place. If you'd like some words of your very own, I can put them in order for you in exchange for reasonable amounts of money.

Below is a selection of some of the online work I'm happiest with; if you're interested in looking at my print work, come over sometime and I'll let you root through my magazine cupboards.



Guardian Games Blog

Assassin's Creed 3 Preview

In which I waffle on about how wonderful Assassin's Creed 3 looks. GUESS I WAS WRONG


The FHM guide to Kissing

In which I teach readers how to Kiss. Contains no good advice.


The Ten Greatest Arcade Games of ALL TIME

In which I pick ten games and write some funny words about 'em.


5 board games you need to stop playing at Christmas

In which I recommend some new family board games.


How to talk to girls (like a Pirate)

In which I tell readers how to talk to women, but like a pirate, on account of it being International Talk Like A Pirate Day.


Sonic Generations: a nostalgic review

In which I play Sonic Generations and revert to a childlike state.


FHM's top 5 excellent gaming buttons

In which I talk about the unsung heroes of the gaming world: the buttons.


5 ways Lord of the Rings: War in the North is better than the films

In which I swear, a lot, and chat about elves.