Personal Resume
05/12/2023
Extremely Online With Amelia [Substack]
HI, HI, HI! It's been a minute. I quit my job about two weeks ago and have been a bit of a rolling stone recently, but without further ado, here is the ultimate list of Dos, Don'ts, Ins, Outs, and all things new online (and off) for the upcoming season.
Hi there, and welcome to another weekly edition of Extremely Online with Amelia. As the title may have suggested, I'll be sharing some insights into things I never learned in school today- things that took me 31 years to learn. Please, pass the syrup... it's about to get sappy up in here.
To my readers, I sincerely apologize. I had an entire, fun-loving, sarcastic newsletter ready to send out on Tuesday. But Tuesday happened, and it didn't feel proper reading the room. How are we supposed to laugh at what people are Googling when they're Googling "School shooting" and "School shootings + Nashville" and "Nashville police?"
Hey, y'all, Firing it up; in the newsletter this week: A quick little bit about my birthday (because it's my internet party, and I'll cry if I want to) This week in Google Trends My favorite internet trends of the week The top 3 products you need when spring cleaning your house this March (or like May); no judgment here.
Now let's get to it, shall we? Did you know that despite all of Elon Musk's productivity hacks, he indulges in one activity daily that he considers non-negotiable? It's true- while he may not always appear to have lathered up, ya boy makes time for his showers every day.
Wait, you thought I was going to share that here? That is a private corner of my life that my designated survivor-esque friend has signed a blood oath to delete upon my death so that it will never see the light of day.
E-Comm
Thanksgiving can take a bite out of one's wallet but it is possible to make last minute turkey trimmings under $5 a side. The U.S. Sun team shared favorite quick and simple recipes - enough to feed a family of eight. Inflation has creeped into every aspect of spending.
TARGET decided to play ball with Amazon this year, hosting a Prime Day rival sale (called Target Deal Days) and starting it a whole day earlier than Amazon's. The significant difference between Amazon Prime Day and Target Deals Days is that you don't have to be a member of any program to shop Target's deals.
LINE drying your clothes can save you money on your energy bill, dryer sheets, and even on clothes in the long run, as it's much more gentle on your clothing than tumble drying. We've selected the 12 best clotheslines to buy this year if you want to join the line drying movement for the sake of your wallet, Mother Earth, or both.