Kimmy Foskett

Freelance Writer and Video Producer

Location icon United States of America

Champion of margaritas, comedy, and oversharing.

See some of my favorite clips for various publications below.

For more and to see the viral comedy videos I produce as one half of CHIX Productions, LLC, click below:



Man Repeller
Sunday Scaries Diary: Kimmy Foskett and Liza Renzulli

Welcome back to MR's Sunday Scaries Diaries, where haunted humans chronicle their end-of-the-weekend terrors (plus the events that led up to them) to help make all of us feel a little less alone in the fetal position come Monday morning. Up this today: Kimmy Foskett and Liza Renzulli of Chix Productions, a video production agency based in New York.


Elite Daily
What Your First Date Drink Order Says About You

Whether it's a set-up, the result of a serendipitous we-grabbed-the-last-bag-of-kale-at Trader Joe's-then-our-eyes-met situation, or, more likely, a swipe right on a dating app, first dates are exhilarating AF. While you learn a lot about a person on a first date, the very first thing you learn about them is their drink order.

Elite Daily
An Open Letter To The Guy Who Took My Ghosting Virginity

Dear Ghoster, You were my first. First ghoster, to be clear. None of the other firsts. (Except maybe my first time likening someone to Jon Snow on a first date.) You were (are?) handsome. Bearded. Smart. Voting for Her. Insistent on coming to Greenpoint for our first date, despite your Manhattan address.

Elite Daily
He'll Be Single Again: 12 Qualities That Make Donald Trump Undateable

Incidentally, the same day I woke from my first ever dream featuring Donald Trump (no, nothing salacious), I received an email from a popular dating app titled, "Donald Trump." How serendipitous! Hours before in dreamland, I had been shouting at him across an agora in Ancient Greece, while he poured wine for my friends (dreams are weird).

Elite Daily
9 Quotes That Prove Han Solo From 'Star Wars' Is The Original F*ckboy

Can you imagine Han Solo's Tinder bio? My dad is a "Star Wars" nerd. Not in the meme-posting, lightsaber-collecting way, but in the old school, adorable dad way. Once, I complained to him about a series of failed relationships - all with male actors - and he very seriously quoted, "These aren't the droids you're looking for."