Jalen Eutsey

Poet. Writer.

United States

I'm a poet, book reviewer, and sportswriter based in Baltimore. I earned my Master of Fine Arts in Poetry from Johns Hopkins University. Email me about writing opportunities at [email protected]

Portfolio
BmoreArt
03/02/2020
The Pleasant Sonic Density of Dora Malech's 'Flourish' - BmoreArt

As in and all of Malech's previous poetry collections ( Shore Ordered and ), "musical wordplay," as McCabe calls it, proliferates the poems in . "Forced Perspective" playfully reimagines colloquial phrases, turning unflattering angle into "unflattering angler" and going down with the ship into "gone down with the viewership."

BmoreArt
03/22/2021
Ross Gay's Meditation on Dr. J's Baseline Scoop - BmoreArt

Ross Gay's fourth book of poetry, Be Holding (released in September 2020), delivers a sweeping interrogation of collective and personal history, paying particular attention to all the ways these histories blend together.

Medium
06/02/2019
Twelve Reasons the Toronto Raptors Will Win the 2019 NBA Finals

1) Golden State Warriors legion should be hoping against hope, that their plucky team of upstarts and moon shooters can hang with the budding juggernaut from across the border. The Toronto Raptors sport a truly predatory defense; every line-up consists of some limbtastic combination of players six-foot-seven or taller, their go-go-gadget arms always high in the air or menacingly extended out along their hip line.

Fantasy Basketball Blog at Razzball.com
01/25/2020
Miami Heat

The Miami Heat are in a truly delicious position. They are second in the Eastern Conference with a 31-13 record, a near lock to make the playoffs, and a good bet to have home court in the first-round. The Heat are good, but not great, flawed and exciting because of it.

Medium
04/17/2019
Kevin Durant and the Celebration That Never Was

I come before you, in this safe space of the internet, to announce that I am an unabashed Steph Curry fan. Like a lot of people who follow the NBA, I root for the name on the back of the jersey just...

Medium
05/09/2019
The Rockets Have Realized This Is Their Only Chance

I don't remember how old I was exactly - likely no older than ten - when my mother sat me down and made something abundantly clear for me. I can still hear the words echoing in my head today. She...

Medium
10/30/2019
Team Dreams 2K19: Utah Jazz

I miss the Jazz of the 2000's. I miss the dual-balding ballet that was the Deron Williams, Carlos Boozer pick and roll. I miss Williams's deadly crossover and confusingly quick first-step. I miss the shiny, hair-dye haircut that Boozer regrettably donned in his post-Jazz NBA life. I miss Boozer's high-arching, hiccupy shooting stroke.

Fantasy Basketball Blog at Razzball.com
10/25/2019
Fantasy Basketball, Must-Watch Guards I Razzball

I maintain, that when Steph Curry gets going, he's the best show in the NBA. There are certainly other contenders for the NBA's best show on hardwood, but Curry's blend of fundamental and evolutionary NBA skills are what separates him from the competition.

Razzball Fantasy Basketball
01/04/2020
Basketball, Trae Young I Razzball

I would like to ask for the internet's help with something. I won't be asking you intensely-online people to creepily track down the trilingual, poetry obsessed woman I chatted with during a Denver layover on a return flight from Hawaii, whom, I'm certain was charmed by my decidedly average height and intelligence.