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I'm a writer based in Denver, specializing in social content and creating compelling, comedic narratives. I've written extensively for ClickHole as a fellow and writer-at-large. I'm also a longtime contributor to The Onion and Cards Against Humanity. I currently freelance for Funny or Die, where I write videos and other digital content.
I'm looking for opportunities that present new challenges and value diverse voices.
Paul Thomas Anderson's epic masterpiece about the seedy underworld of professional bowling is loaded with tons of trivia and fascinating behind-the-scenes stories. This will change the way you watch 'There Will Be Blood' forever.
Wow, this is utterly terrifying. Disneyland used to be so scary.
Over the past 48 hours, President Trump has seen a handful of CEOs leave his business advisory council over his Charlottesville remarks, but he maintained a strong stance that the group would be better off without them.
When the Make-A-Wish Foundation sends Jackie Chan to visit hospitals, they really want him to give the sick kids the total Jackie Chan package, which typically means beating them up using his trademark style of high-flying, slapstick kung fu. While the kids love seeing their hero in action, for Jackie it's always an emotionally devastating experience.
You've found yourself in a second-rate theater in Uptown Manhattan, dancing and singing to songs that you're mostly unfamiliar with. You're not sure exactly what's happening, but you keep going along with it because there's an audience of hundreds of people watching you and a man off to the side of the stage who looks like he'll kill you if you stop bopping along to the beat.
Ina Garten, popularly known as the Barefoot Contessa, is a culinary force to be reckoned with. Her show has been on for nearly 15 years, and her cookbooks and lifestyle columns are read by millions the world over.
On Tuesday, Danica Roem's victory in a Virginia house of delegates race made her the first-ever out transgender person to be elected to a state legislature. Despite the obvious representation win this gives transgender people everywhere, her victory seems to have taken on a whole new meaning amon...
My sweetie pie, I thought you and that big Hollywood folk Owen Wilson were just about done and gone to the pulpit. But now, it been weeks since we seen those loose, dirt-blond locks come 'round our pastures.
Jesus: Love him or hate him, he's one of history's most popular dead people. Strangely enough, Jesus is known for coming back to life just as much as he is for dying in the first place. Here we've compiled a list of every time Jesus has come back to life ranked by how quickly he died again.